Category: Opinion

Francisco’s Hat Trick Method

Francisco’s Hat Trick Method

OpinionDylan Brown- October 13, 2017

This Friday, motivational speaker Phillipé De Francisco will be giving a lecture to students over the importance of wearing a fedora. "I see people walking around with their heads down ... Read More

From Millennials to B.A.B.I.E.S

From Millennials to B.A.B.I.E.S

OpinionDylan Brown- October 5, 2017

WARNING: This is a Fictional Column Intended for Satire Sociologists throughout the nation have found a new generation of children that they are calling B.A.B.I.E.S; kids who possess opposite characteristics ... Read More

Bucking Broncho: Power Ranking season

Bucking Broncho: Power Ranking season

OpinionNate Baldwin- September 20, 2017

In this Sept. 10, 2017, file photo, Green Bay Packers' Aaron Rodgers gives Jordy Nelson (87) a thumbs-up after Nelson's touchdown catch during the second half of an NFL football ... Read More

Bigger Truck Equals Bigger Personality?

Bigger Truck Equals Bigger Personality?

OpinionDylan Brown- September 13, 2017

X Psychologists at the Edmond Ivy League College University (EILCU) have been conducting a test in morality by studying whether a person with a bigger truck actually has a bigger ... Read More

The Bucking Broncho: Mayweather Wasn’t the Only Winner of the Night

The Bucking Broncho: Mayweather Wasn’t the Only Winner of the Night

OpinionNate Baldwin- September 7, 2017

Floyd Mayweather Jr., left, speaks with Conor McGregor after a super welterweight boxing match Saturday, Aug. 26, 2017, in Las Vegas. (AP Photo/Isaac Brekken) The biggest fight of the Century ... Read More

UCO Loan Shark Feeds Off of Tuition Increase

UCO Loan Shark Feeds Off of Tuition Increase

OpinionDylan Brown- August 22, 2017

WARNING: This is a Fictional Column Intended for Satire (Illustration/ The Vista).  Frank Lombardo has been loaning out money to local businesses and since the recent spike in college tuition, he ... Read More

CWA: Straight Outta Edmond

CWA: Straight Outta Edmond

OpinionDylan Brown- July 18, 2017

(Provided/ Pixabay.com). Warning: This is a humor column which is intended for satire.  A group of local cowboys calling themselves ‘Cowboys With Attitude’ (CWA), began protesting at the Capitol Monday ... Read More

#Hashtagging #Gone #Too #Far

#Hashtagging #Gone #Too #Far

OpinionDylan Brown- July 17, 2017

(Provided/ Pixabay.com).  Forty-six-year-old Craig Skimmer suffered traumatic brain trauma last Tuesday after his Twitter Hashtag Addiction (THA) went too far. “He was just trying to seem hip and cool,” said ... Read More

The Maturing Millennial: T-Minus Two Days

The Maturing Millennial: T-Minus Two Days

FeatureCarolyn Pickle- June 26, 2017

It’s starting to feel real. I’m about to be a wife. We got our marriage license on Wednesday and I almost cried seeing my new name on such an official ... Read More

Recent Poll Suggests Teachers Enjoy Money

Recent Poll Suggests Teachers Enjoy Money

FeatureDylan Brown- June 26, 2017

(Provided/ Pixabay.com).  Warning: This is a Humor Column that is a fictional story intended for satire. In a recent poll conducted by Edmond Ivy League University (EILU), it found that ... Read More