Category: Opinion

Columnist’s Fake News Divides Community

Columnist’s Fake News Divides Community

OpinionDylan Brown- December 8, 2017

  Humor Columnist Dylan Brown sits at a conference table in the newsroom with a copy of one of his famous “Fake News” Columns. Illustration. (Cara Johnson/The Vista) A town ... Read More

EICLU’S 20TH THANKSGIVING ‘THANKS FOR NOTHING’ AWARDS

EICLU’S 20TH THANKSGIVING ‘THANKS FOR NOTHING’ AWARDS

OpinionDylan Brown- December 1, 2017

    Warning: This is a Fictional Column Intended for Satire. pie is a staple of Thanksgiving meals, just like the 'Thanks for Nothing' Award show is a staple at ... Read More

The Art of the Tweet

The Art of the Tweet

OpinionPeter Agnitsch- December 1, 2017

President Donald Trump speaks to the media before speaking with members of the armed forces via video conference at his private club, Mar-a-Lago, on Thanksgiving, Thursday, Nov. 23, 2017, in ... Read More

Key Lime Not Sublime in Fall

Key Lime Not Sublime in Fall

OpinionDylan Brown- November 20, 2017

A girl leans against a rail while wearing fall clothing. Most fall clothing consists of orange, red and brown, the same color the leaves change to during the months before ... Read More

Lanes Divide Left and Right

Lanes Divide Left and Right

OpinionDylan Brown- November 10, 2017

Warning:This is a Fictional Column Intended for Satire Oklahoma's new 'Left Lane Law,' has many drivers  concerned that the new law is a way to give left-handed people an advantage ... Read More

A Nightmare in the Woods

A Nightmare in the Woods

OpinionDylan Brown- October 27, 2017

The 'masked man' poses for a photo with his favorite knife. He reportedly used a chainsaw to cut through a cabin door in the woods where a group of local ... Read More

Francisco’s Hat Trick Method

Francisco’s Hat Trick Method

OpinionDylan Brown- October 13, 2017

This Friday, motivational speaker Phillipé De Francisco will be giving a lecture to students over the importance of wearing a fedora. "I see people walking around with their heads down ... Read More

From Millennials to B.A.B.I.E.S

From Millennials to B.A.B.I.E.S

OpinionDylan Brown- October 5, 2017

WARNING: This is a Fictional Column Intended for Satire Sociologists throughout the nation have found a new generation of children that they are calling B.A.B.I.E.S; kids who possess opposite characteristics ... Read More

Bucking Broncho: Power Ranking season

Bucking Broncho: Power Ranking season

OpinionNate Baldwin- September 20, 2017

In this Sept. 10, 2017, file photo, Green Bay Packers' Aaron Rodgers gives Jordy Nelson (87) a thumbs-up after Nelson's touchdown catch during the second half of an NFL football ... Read More

Bigger Truck Equals Bigger Personality?

Bigger Truck Equals Bigger Personality?

OpinionDylan Brown- September 13, 2017

X Psychologists at the Edmond Ivy League College University (EILCU) have been conducting a test in morality by studying whether a person with a bigger truck actually has a bigger ... Read More