Category: Opinion

CWA: Straight Outta Edmond

CWA: Straight Outta Edmond

OpinionDylan Brown- July 18, 2017

(Provided/ Pixabay.com). Warning: This is a humor column which is intended for satire.  A group of local cowboys calling themselves ‘Cowboys With Attitude’ (CWA), began protesting at the Capitol Monday ... Read More

#Hashtagging #Gone #Too #Far

#Hashtagging #Gone #Too #Far

OpinionDylan Brown- July 17, 2017

(Provided/ Pixabay.com).  Forty-six-year-old Craig Skimmer suffered traumatic brain trauma last Tuesday after his Twitter Hashtag Addiction (THA) went too far. “He was just trying to seem hip and cool,” said ... Read More

The Maturing Millennial: T-Minus Two Days

The Maturing Millennial: T-Minus Two Days

Around the WebCarolyn Pickle- June 26, 2017

It’s starting to feel real. I’m about to be a wife. We got our marriage license on Wednesday and I almost cried seeing my new name on such an official ... Read More

Recent Poll Suggests Teachers Enjoy Money

Recent Poll Suggests Teachers Enjoy Money

Around the WebDylan Brown- June 26, 2017

(Provided/ Pixabay.com).  Warning: This is a Humor Column that is a fictional story intended for satire. In a recent poll conducted by Edmond Ivy League University (EILU), it found that ... Read More

Local Clown Can’t Juggle His Own Struggle

Local Clown Can’t Juggle His Own Struggle

OpinionDylan Brown- June 26, 2017

Warning: This is a humor column which is intended for satire.  A re-make of ‘IT’ is scheduled to be released this September and fifty-two-year-old Oklahoma clown Carl Simmons blames the ... Read More

The Maturing Millennial: Playing the Role of Bride

The Maturing Millennial: Playing the Role of Bride

OpinionCarolyn Pickle- June 19, 2017

(Provided/ Carolyn Pickle).  As of this weekend, there is only one week left until my wedding. Things are going pretty smooth for now, but I’m prepared for chaos. I still ... Read More

New Disease Causes Confusion Between What is Real and Fake

New Disease Causes Confusion Between What is Real and Fake

OpinionDylan Brown- June 19, 2017

WARNING: This is a satire piece, please use logic when reading. A recent medical study done by the scientists at Edmond Ivy League College University (EILCU) found that a lot ... Read More

Edmond Driver Puts the Pedal to the Metal

Edmond Driver Puts the Pedal to the Metal

OpinionDylan Brown- June 12, 2017

  Thirty-two-year old Damon Carter decided to drive the speed-limit on Broadway for the first time in his life, a life decision that he is proud of. “It’s forty-five miles ... Read More

The Bucking Broncho: One Season Made Westbrook Iconic

The Bucking Broncho: One Season Made Westbrook Iconic

OpinionA. Suave Francisco- April 17, 2017

Oklahoma City Thunder guard Russell Westbrook (0) controls the ball against Memphis Grizzlies guard Andrew Harrison (5) during the first half of an NBA basketball game Wednesday, April 5, 2017, ... Read More

The Bucking Broncho: The NCAA Championship Didn’t Live Up To Potential

The Bucking Broncho: The NCAA Championship Didn’t Live Up To Potential

OpinionA. Suave Francisco- April 10, 2017

North Carolina guard Joel Berry II wears the net around his neck after the championship game against Gonzaga at the Final Four NCAA college basketball tournament, Tuesday, April 4, 2017, ... Read More