Author: Dylan Brown

Francisco’s Hat Trick Method

Francisco’s Hat Trick Method

OpinionDylan Brown- October 13, 2017

This Friday, motivational speaker Phillipé De Francisco will be giving a lecture to students over the importance of wearing a fedora. "I see people walking around with their heads down ... Read More

Generation Why: Giving Lives a Reason Why

Generation Why: Giving Lives a Reason Why

NewsDylan Brown- October 5, 2017

Jordan Miller, founder of non-profit organization Generation Why, poses with other members of the organization. (Provided/ Jordan Miller)   Generation Why is a non-profit organization in Oklahoma that speaks to ... Read More

From Millennials to B.A.B.I.E.S

From Millennials to B.A.B.I.E.S

OpinionDylan Brown- October 5, 2017

WARNING: This is a Fictional Column Intended for Satire Sociologists throughout the nation have found a new generation of children that they are calling B.A.B.I.E.S; kids who possess opposite characteristics ... Read More

UCO Student’s Life Crumbles Apart

UCO Student’s Life Crumbles Apart

VoicesDylan Brown- September 29, 2017

(Provided/ WikimediaCommons).  WARNING: This is a Fictional Column Intended for Satire Red Lobster Cheddar Biscuits are now labeled as an anti-depressant and many patients find it as a delicious alternative, ... Read More

Justice Rally for Magdiel Sanchez

Justice Rally for Magdiel Sanchez

NewsDylan Brown- September 27, 2017

  A protester holds a sign that reads "Hold Killer Cops Accountable!" at the Justice for Magdiel Sanchez Rally at Oklahoma City Hall on Sunday, Sept. 24, 2017. (Dylan Brown/ ... Read More

DACA Ends, Hope Begins

DACA Ends, Hope Begins

FeatureDylan Brown- September 14, 2017

Louis Frias kneels with his dog. The UCO senior was a member of DACA in the United States, which he attributes partly to his success (provided/ Louis Frias).  University of ... Read More

Bigger Truck Equals Bigger Personality?

Bigger Truck Equals Bigger Personality?

OpinionDylan Brown- September 13, 2017

X Psychologists at the Edmond Ivy League College University (EILCU) have been conducting a test in morality by studying whether a person with a bigger truck actually has a bigger ... Read More

UCO Loan Shark Feeds Off of Tuition Increase

UCO Loan Shark Feeds Off of Tuition Increase

OpinionDylan Brown- August 22, 2017

WARNING: This is a Fictional Column Intended for Satire (Illustration/ The Vista).  Frank Lombardo has been loaning out money to local businesses and since the recent spike in college tuition, he ... Read More

CWA: Straight Outta Edmond

CWA: Straight Outta Edmond

OpinionDylan Brown- July 18, 2017

(Provided/ Pixabay.com). Warning: This is a humor column which is intended for satire.  A group of local cowboys calling themselves ‘Cowboys With Attitude’ (CWA), began protesting at the Capitol Monday ... Read More

#Hashtagging #Gone #Too #Far

#Hashtagging #Gone #Too #Far

OpinionDylan Brown- July 17, 2017

(Provided/ Pixabay.com).  Forty-six-year-old Craig Skimmer suffered traumatic brain trauma last Tuesday after his Twitter Hashtag Addiction (THA) went too far. “He was just trying to seem hip and cool,” said ... Read More