Author: Dylan Brown

DACA Ends, Hope Begins

DACA Ends, Hope Begins

FeatureDylan Brown- September 14, 2017

Louis Frias kneels with his dog. The UCO senior was a member of DACA in the United States, which he attributes partly to his success (provided/ Louis Frias).  University of ... Read More

Bigger Truck Equals Bigger Personality?

Bigger Truck Equals Bigger Personality?

OpinionDylan Brown- September 13, 2017

X Psychologists at the Edmond Ivy League College University (EILCU) have been conducting a test in morality by studying whether a person with a bigger truck actually has a bigger ... Read More

UCO Loan Shark Feeds Off of Tuition Increase

UCO Loan Shark Feeds Off of Tuition Increase

OpinionDylan Brown- August 22, 2017

WARNING: This is a Fictional Column Intended for Satire (Illustration/ The Vista).  Frank Lombardo has been loaning out money to local businesses and since the recent spike in college tuition, he ... Read More

CWA: Straight Outta Edmond

CWA: Straight Outta Edmond

OpinionDylan Brown- July 18, 2017

(Provided/ Pixabay.com). Warning: This is a humor column which is intended for satire.  A group of local cowboys calling themselves ‘Cowboys With Attitude’ (CWA), began protesting at the Capitol Monday ... Read More

#Hashtagging #Gone #Too #Far

#Hashtagging #Gone #Too #Far

OpinionDylan Brown- July 17, 2017

(Provided/ Pixabay.com).  Forty-six-year-old Craig Skimmer suffered traumatic brain trauma last Tuesday after his Twitter Hashtag Addiction (THA) went too far. “He was just trying to seem hip and cool,” said ... Read More

Recent Poll Suggests Teachers Enjoy Money

Recent Poll Suggests Teachers Enjoy Money

FeatureDylan Brown- June 26, 2017

(Provided/ Pixabay.com).  Warning: This is a Humor Column that is a fictional story intended for satire. In a recent poll conducted by Edmond Ivy League University (EILU), it found that ... Read More

Local Clown Can’t Juggle His Own Struggle

Local Clown Can’t Juggle His Own Struggle

OpinionDylan Brown- June 26, 2017

Warning: This is a humor column which is intended for satire.  A re-make of ‘IT’ is scheduled to be released this September and fifty-two-year-old Oklahoma clown Carl Simmons blames the ... Read More

New Disease Causes Confusion Between What is Real and Fake

New Disease Causes Confusion Between What is Real and Fake

OpinionDylan Brown- June 19, 2017

WARNING: This is a satire piece, please use logic when reading. A recent medical study done by the scientists at Edmond Ivy League College University (EILCU) found that a lot ... Read More

Edmond Driver Puts the Pedal to the Metal

Edmond Driver Puts the Pedal to the Metal

OpinionDylan Brown- June 12, 2017

  Thirty-two-year old Damon Carter decided to drive the speed-limit on Broadway for the first time in his life, a life decision that he is proud of. “It’s forty-five miles ... Read More