Author: Dylan Brown

Mnemonic device for Your Valentines Day Rejection

Mnemonic device for Your Valentines Day Rejection

OpinionDylan Brown- February 13, 2018

  Love can sometimes be like a paper plane, you spend a lot of hard work and time creating the perfect light-weight aviation piece of flight domination. Then when you take ... Read More

Q and A with Punxsutawney Phil; the Groundhog

Q and A with Punxsutawney Phil; the Groundhog

OpinionDylan Brown- February 9, 2018

Warning:This is a Fictional Column Intended for Satire The winter season has come, but has it gone? Every year, the nation puts it's full trust in a small rodent that ... Read More

Oklahoma Battles Opioid Epidemic

Oklahoma Battles Opioid Epidemic

NewsDylan Brown- February 8, 2018

This Tuesday, Aug. 15, 2017 file photo shows an arrangement of pills of the opioid oxycodone-acetaminophen, also known as Percocet, in New York. Cities and counties of all sizes have ... Read More

Dylan’s Guide to Surviving a Super Bowl Party

Dylan’s Guide to Surviving a Super Bowl Party

OpinionDylan Brown- February 2, 2018

  The Super Bowl is quickly approaching and let's face it, some of us have no clue what's going on in sports. At the same time, you want to hang ... Read More

Depression Targets College Students

Depression Targets College Students

NewsDylan Brown- January 31, 2018

Depression often begins in young adults, which places college students in range to suffer from depression and other mental illnesses. The University of California Los Angeles has launched a Grand ... Read More

Dear Mr. Tide; a letter from a hungry customer

Dear Mr. Tide; a letter from a hungry customer

OpinionDylan Brown- January 26, 2018

Dear Mr. Tide, It is the twenty-second day of January, in the year of our Lord 2018. I am writing this letter during the happiest time of my life. Finally, ... Read More

2018’s LIST OF WORST SHOWS COMING TO NETFLIX

2018’s LIST OF WORST SHOWS COMING TO NETFLIX

OpinionDylan Brown- January 19, 2018

(Provided/Pixabay.com) Warning: This is a Fictional Column Intended for Satire America is the land of freedom, but it comes with a cost. Being able to enjoy wonderful movies and television shows is ... Read More

Columnist’s Fake News Divides Community

Columnist’s Fake News Divides Community

OpinionDylan Brown- December 8, 2017

  Humor Columnist Dylan Brown sits at a conference table in the newsroom with a copy of one of his famous “Fake News” Columns. Illustration. (Cara Johnson/The Vista) A town ... Read More

UCO Ranked on Military Times Best Colleges

UCO Ranked on Military Times Best Colleges

NewsDylan Brown- December 6, 2017

Patti Neuhold, vice president of finance at UCO, greets a veteran during the 2017 Military Appreciation Night football game at Wantland Stadium. (Provided/University Communications) UCO ranks No. 10 on the “Military ... Read More

EICLU’S 20TH THANKSGIVING ‘THANKS FOR NOTHING’ AWARDS

EICLU’S 20TH THANKSGIVING ‘THANKS FOR NOTHING’ AWARDS

OpinionDylan Brown- December 1, 2017

    Warning: This is a Fictional Column Intended for Satire. pie is a staple of Thanksgiving meals, just like the 'Thanks for Nothing' Award show is a staple at ... Read More